random phrases

7 May

hahas i have had alot of fun asking my friends for these stupid and awwing(a word in jazlyn’s dictionary) hahas.Anyways i decided to split them up into two parts first random phrases, second awwing phrases
random(some stupid ones too) phrases:
1.man who stand on toilet bowl get high on pot
2.you momma so short, she needs an elevator to get on a curb
3.man dont live by bread alone
he also live beside noodles
and rice and wheat
they all live on carbohydrate street
4.i can has cheezburger?’
5.chuck norris is darth vaders’ father
6.the reason why ET went home was to warn the universe about chuck Norris
7.I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity

aww phrases:
1.i must have become a fool that is blind to love
2.Women aren’t that bad, but wives…!
3.A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
4.Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.
5.Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
6.Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
7.Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never
8.It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
9.A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
10.No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.
11.Education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
12.Many people think that the Bible is the authentic word of God and they worship the Bible, making it an idol…

Some of these phrases depict the true meaning of life and sometimes a reality that we don’t want to face and the rest are just for funhahas enjoy(lol first part of the sentence sounds so serious then the second part sounds so carefreehahahas


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